With Our Government Shutdown Who Will Save Us From These Deadly Giant Asian Hornets

If you are petrified by creepy crawlers, you’d best stop reading right now.

At least 28 people have died people and hundreds have been injured in frightening attacks by giant hornets in central China. These aren’t just any insects, these monsters are basically a Ford Focus with wings. The creatures are scientifically known as Vespa mandarinia and are causing terror in remote, rural, wooded areas in southern Shaanxi. These terrifying creatures have reportedly hunted and chased humans over hundreds of feet plus stung them as many as 200 times. Their stinger is a quarter-inch long and the venom from the stings can cause shock and even kidney failure. Well thankfully they’re only in China. WRONG. These Mothra-like behemoths have been sighted in the United States.

Mommy hold me.