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Scumbag Promoting Prostitution Site Ruins Wilson Kipsang’s World Record Marathon Finish


Kenyan distance runner Wilson Kipsang set a new world record time at the Berlin Marathon on Sunday. His crowning achievement was 15 seconds faster than anybody else and set the men’s world record time at 2:03:23. However some knucklehead used the special moment to promote his own naughty ventures. A man ran onto the marathon finish line wearing a track shirt that promoted a prostitution website, totally robbing Kipsang of his well-deserved acclaim.

If you’re going to ruin a marathon with an advertisement at least do it with something that makes sense like, condoms. The shirt could have a popular condom brand with a slogan of, “Tired of finishing too fast? Try our condoms!” I’ll expect a royalty check if Trojan or Durex uses this.

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