Seattle MarinersThe decade-long (well, more like 3.5 decades-long) Shitshow in SoDo added another casualty today, as Eric Wedge joined Lou Piniella and Mike Hargrove in the esteemed club of managers who have quit on the Seattle Mariners organization (since 2002). At this point, we wouldn’t be surprised if Hiroshi Yamauchi’s will states that Howard Lincoln and Chuck Armstrong shall remain the team’s CEO and President, respectively, until the day they die. Due to the fact both of them are soulless vampires, that day is never coming.