Dwyane Wade’s Ex-Wife Will Always Be A Bat


Dwyane Wade’s ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches is at it again.  Our friend Robert Littal reports that she is fighting to lift a gag order so that she may bash the Miami Heat guard publicly.  And it is safe to say that at this point, the nut job may never quit.

Apparently the $5 million divorce settlement wasn’t enough for this woman, in addition to Wade paying her mortgage, for four cars, insurance, taxes and the fees for the 16 attorneys she used during the divorce and custody battles, nor did the 6 year divorce case take any steam out of her engines.  In reality, Funches has most likely blown the five mil already, and is going back to court to play games with Wade again, under the pretense that she never agreed to certain terms, most notably the gag order.

Okay, so this really shouldn’t be news, but we just wanted to give you men a warning out there to be careful who you’re messing with, because you might end up with a lady like this:

We can’t get into whether she was telling the truth or not at the time, but given what she’s getting after now, her intentions back then seem a little less pure.