Johnny Manziel has been a punching bag for his critics, but now he’s piñata. This Saturday features the highly anticipated college football game between Alabama and Texas A&M. Otey’s Tavern in Mountain Brook, Alabama is gearing up for the big game by letting their patrons smash Johnny Football in his head, well his piñata head. The bar has a 30-inch piñata modeled after the Aggies quarterback, complete with a pen in his hand, money in the other hand, a dollar sign on his chest and acne. The “Johnny Piñata” will be available to abuse during their trivia night on Wednesday and then again during Saturday’s game. Somehow I don’t envision the Johnny Piñata to last past the third question on trivia night.