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The Ultimate NFL Week 1 Recap

Dez Bryant rolls ankle, goes postal on Gatorade cart

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Jason Witten vomited on the sidelines during Sunday Night Football

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Of course Jerry Jones took a photo with LeBron James and Hulk Hogan

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Tony Romo takes nasty hit, forced to leave game in first half

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Two weirdos epicly photobomb Erin Andrews

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Clay Matthews commits late hit on Colin Kaepernick, sparks brawl

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Michael Floyd’s sick one-handed grab

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Honey Badger has arrived, and he still doesn’t care

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Lavonte David’s dumb penalty gives Jets first win

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The Detroit Lions are crushing the TD celebration game today

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Reggie Bush still has some serious wheels

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Jaguars player pantses Chiefs lineman

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Geno Smith tries to call timeout at two-minute warning

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Troy Polamalu shows us how to properly time a snap count

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Laron Landry is going to have a tough time forgetting this Terrelle Pryor stiff arm

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Terrelle Pryor demolishes elderly chain gang member

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Somebody at FOX doesn’t know how to use spell check

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The Raiders are awesome at awkward chest bumps

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Frank Alexander gets ejected for punching opponent

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Cam Newton debuts awesome Superman cleats

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Adrian Peterson is wasting no time in picking up where he left off

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This referee is a fan of slapping Matt Ryan’s butt

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C.J. Mosley’s hair has a pulse

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Ndamukong Suh is already being a dumbass

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Vontaze Burfict goes helmet-to-helmet on Matt Forte

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Martellus Bennett makes incredible touchdown catch around defender

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Tom Brady sits when he pees, according to this Bills fan’s sign

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Buffalo Bills fans dress as Aaron Hernandez in prison attire

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A.J. Green earns his stripes with fresh new cleats

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Broncos linebacker prematurely celebrates, loses first career touchdown

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