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Halfback: Marshawn Lynch, Seattle Seahawks

Out of all the offensive positions, halfback has the deepest talent pool of dreadlocked stars. So apologies to Steven Jackson, Trent Richardson, Chris Johnson and DeAngelo Williams, but Mr. Skittles gets the nod as this year’s starter. If you have a problem with that, you can go ahead and tell him yourself.

Second-team: Johnson