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John McCain’s iPhone Poker Game Is More Important Than A Senate Hearing On Syria

Syria Secretary of State John Kerry

Senator John McCain got busted playing a poker game on his iPhone during a U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations meeting about potential military involvement in Syria on Tuesday.

Now I don’t know the exact details about McCain’s involvement in the hearing but I’d like to think he stood up and just yelled “Nuke those bastards!” before going back to taking fools to the cleaners on his pocket computer machine. ‘Murica.

To McCain’s credit, he immediately confessed on Twitter.