Go back to (insert totally awesome college town with winning football team here)!!!
Most common variation of this is “at least we don’t have to live in ____!!!” However I beg to differ. The city that just lost the football game is probably sad and busy burning random couch cushions in back of fraternity houses. I much prefer to be in the city full of happy winners. Not to mention dirty college towns are still college towns – and thus awesome.
