Burger King Is Introducing A French Fry Burger, Because America Is Cheap And Not Fat Enough

French Fry Burger

Apparently, there’s been some sort of war brewing between competing fast food Dollar Menus, and it appears Burger King is losing that war to the mighty Golden Arches. So, to drum up some sales, Burger King has gone nuclear, turning the phrase “would you like fries with that?” into “yes, you definitely would like fries on that”.

The King’s latest offering, cleverly titled the French Fry Burger, is exactly what it sounds like: a basic patty garnished with four (like you really need more than that) french fries. The little guy still manages to pack 360 calories and 19 grams of fat, and will be available from September 1st and through the fall. And it can be all yours, for only $1, because America…or something.