Jose Canseco Gives Himself New Nickname, Applies To Become The MLB ‘Drug Czar’



Jose Canseco is using his Twitter account to lobby on his own behalf to be appointed as Major League Baseball’s ‘Drug Czar’.

The ever-mercurial Czarseco claims that nobody knows the PED game better and compares himself to Cary Grant’s character in Alfred Hitchcock’s To Catch A Thief.

Obviously it is hard to trust a lunatic like Canseco, but hiring him as the MLB’s own version of the DEA would make for good TV.