Jose Canseco is using his Twitter account to lobby on his own behalf to be appointed as Major League Baseball’s ‘Drug Czar’.

The ever-mercurial Czarseco claims that nobody knows the PED game better and compares himself to Cary Grant’s character in Alfred Hitchcock’s To Catch A Thief.

Obviously it is hard to trust a lunatic like Canseco, but hiring him as the MLB’s own version of the DEA would make for good TV.