Cristiano Ronaldo is in the United States playing for Real Madrid in the International Champions’ Cup. The Dodgers wrangled Ronaldo to throw out the first pitch at tonight’s Dodger-Yankee game. The results were not so splendid. Ronaldo threw the ball about twenty feet too high for Yasiel Puig to have any chance to save the soccer phenom from embarrassment.

Take a look at the below photo taken by our very own Kiley Kmiec to fully grasp the sheer abomination that was this toss.

Spot the ball and be amazed.