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Porn Star Kicked Out Of PNC Park For Wearing Unicorn Mask

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On July 13, 2013 porn Star Andy Van Dimas was in Steeltown, USA taking in the Mets-Pirates game before she had to take the stage at Cheerleaders, a local adult club in PA. Apparently, Van Dimas’ stay at PNC Park didn’t last long as she was seen out for wearing a unicorn mask.

From Deadspin:

The girl with the unicorn mask was sitting in the seats directly in front of us, with a friend of hers. Her friend started talking with the people sitting next to us, and mentioned that she was in town to dance at Cheerleaders and that she was a “major triple x star.” Didn’t catch a name. If I remember correctly they have something called the “unicorn army,” in which they take pictures of themselves wearing the unicorn mask in various places and post the pictures to Instagram.

Anyway, between the top and bottom of the sixth inning, we convinced her to put the mask on and start doing a dance at the bottom of the stairs of our section, because there was a camera guy looking at us from the field. She was doing her sexy stripper dance, but keeping her clothes on, and an usher in the moat between our seats and the really, really fancy seats asked her to stop a couple times, but she ignored him. He radioed something into his shoulder walkie talkie and walked away and she sat down before the bottom of the inning started. Right around the time it did, a security guy came by our seats, and standing in the moat, motioned to her to come talk to him. Instead of pleading her case, she got up and decided to just leave, but not without screaming “OH I’M SORRY I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT THE F—–G PIRATES GAME.” It was pretty magical, all in all.

She was wearing a Neil Walker shirt for some reason, despite the fact that she wasn’t from Pittsburgh and he’s injured. Also, the people next to her said they could tell from her glassy eyes that she was on heroin, which if true, makes the whole thing even better I think. Me and my dad were just in town from New York to see the Mets series, and that was some shit that we definitely never saw at Citi Field.