Houston area rapper Slim Thug reeeeeally wants Dwight Howard to sign with the Rockets this offseason. How do we know this? Well, the rapper has been heavily recruiting the NBA big man by enticing him with hoes, strippers, low child support payments, alcohol, shopping malls, and bad b**ches on Twitter.
Like a boss.
I guess now the tough decision is whether D12 wants all that or free chicken fingers for life.