We see this happen far too often at sporting events – a male fan bails on his significant other in order to save himself from an incoming projectile while his poor partner is left stranded and helpless. Sometimes it’s a cowardly boyfriend running away while his girlfriend takes a home run off the kisser and other times, like last night at the Angels game, it’s a husband high-tailing it out of his seat to allow his wife to become a human baseball bat deflector. For shame, gentlemen…for shame.


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