Lindsay LohanHere’s a list of things that Lindsay Lohan has no intention of ever arriving on time for: flights, court appearances, movie sets…you know what, forget it, we’ll be here all day if we do this. However, thanks to this tweet late Monday night, we can now add April Fool’s Day to the tardy list.

So, what does this mean? One of two things: 1) she’s just late to the party (again), or 2) she actually is pregnant. If the latter is true, then start praying, everybody.