Mr. T

He couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn with a machine gun as a member of the A-Team (seriously, go watch that show — they were all horrible marksmen), yet Mr. T took still to center ice during Tuesday night’s Chicago Blackhawks game and sailed a shot directly into the five-hole. Actually, it took him three tries to hit it (full video here), but are you going to make fun of the former Windy City nightclub bouncer? Didn’t think so.