Richard Hamilton Received The Greatest Birthday Cake In NBA Cake History.

Via: Richard Hamilton’s Instagram

This is incredible. That is all cake. ALL. CAKE. How is this even possible? How do you turn flour into this? I don’t understand. The details are insane. The Jumpman logo, speckles on the Air Jordan V’s, back pattern of the trading cards and the display of Rip Hamilton’s hair loss at different career stages are scary accurate. For those of you who still dare to argue about the supremacy of cake over pies, this ends all competitions. Game over, pies. I wonder how Rip went about eating his cake though, where do you start? Hopefully, no one decided it was funny to smash this piece of pastry art onto his face, and if they did, I hope he was wearing his mask.