Nick Young Wore A Superman Onesie On His Flight.

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Flying is the worst. There is nothing I hate more than being trapped in a small space and forced to sit with random strangers. Strangers, who will constantly try to strike up conversations, to which I feel compelled to listen to just so they don’t feel disrespected. The worst of all is putting up with babies that sit across from you, who at any unexpected moment will expel a stream of steaming hot stomach fluid onto your entire lower body from 5 feet away without a single regret it’s beady little evil eyes. What’s worst is that there is absolutely nothing you can do about it, you can only smile at it’s parents and pretend like the Satan’s spawn didn’t totally ruin your day. For the rest of the flight, you will have to continue to tolerate more crying. While the contents on your leg begins to crust, making you smell like as if you were wearing Brian Fantana’s Sex Panther cologne, except there is no 60%, only 100% stank. This experience may or many not have happened me, but I just want to let you know that I am very familiar with flying and I am more than qualified to “defend” Nick Young.