How’d you like to hit your favorite sandwich shop for lunch, only to find out via the shop’s reader board that you’ve been dumped? Unfortunately, it happened to some guy named Dan in Manchester, and on Valentine’s Day, no less. The message appeared on a screen that normally advertises chocolates and snacks, at an establishment our poor dumpee frequents.

Adding insult to injury is Laura’s claim that she’s “sorry to do this on Valentine’s Day”. Approximately zero people are buying that sham of an apology — non-apology, really — which leads us to one conclusion: Laura is a terrible person and Dan is much better off without her. As for this Gary fella, godspeed on your new relationship with your terrible person girlfriend. We just hope your future (and likely inevitable) Valentine’s Day breakup be via text or e-mail, rather than public shaming.