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Nigerian Prostitues Offer Week of Free Sex if Team Wins African Cup of Nations

  • by Taylor Hendrix
  • in Culture · Featured · Soccer
  • — 5 Feb, 2013
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Nigeria defeated Ivory Coast this past Sunday in the quarterfinals of the African Cup of Nations and will now face Mali in the sem-finals on Wednesday. If they get passed Mali, the Super Eagles will have to face off against new favorites Ghana, which will not be an easy task, but they received some unexpected motivation that has many Nigerians natives hoping more than ever the West African nation can win the it all and bring home the hardware.

Before their match against Ivory Coast, the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes – yes, that’s a real thing – sent this message to the team via their national secretary, Jessica Elvis:

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.

We want to assure them of our usual support and partnership, we want them to bring back our lost glory in football.

To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”

Whether it is just the players who will receive the free sex or anybody in Nigeria is yet to be determined, but if they do end up winning, it will be their third African Cup of Nations trophy and probably the one the team is most beloved for.

[Ynaija]

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