Chris Brown, America’s sweetheart, is about to experience a wee-bit more backlash for his role in allegedly beating up Frank Ocean last night at a LA recording studio. Let me be very clear, no one knows what the hell actually happened (including us) and TMZ is doing their perfect job of reporting like a bunch of hyperbolic ass-holes with no regard for human decency.

According to Frank Ocean the following occurred:


According to TMZ, the following occurred:

Chris was at Westlake Studio in the L.A. area listening to one of the artists he represents. The sources say as Chris went to leave, Frank Ocean and his crew blocked Chris from leaving. The sources say Frank said, “This is my studio, this is my parking spot.”

We’re told Chris went to shake Frank’s hand … and that’s when one of Frank’s people attacked Chris. Sources connected with Chris say one of Chris’ friends jumped in front and hit Frank’s friend.

Sources connected with Chris say Frank then came at Chris … Chris pushed him away and they started brawling.

Oh yeah, and according to the Police (via TMZ of course):

Cops say they will continue to investigate and want to speak with Chris Brown. They refer to Ocean as “the victim” because he’s the one who stuck around and spoke with police. Ocean said the fight started over a parking space (how L.A.) and Brown punched him. There were 6 people involved in the fight.

There you have it. We have no clue what happened.