Mascots in sports are generally lame. Their main purpose of existence is basically to launch t-shirts into the crowd and take pictures with little kids. But Sharky, the mascot for Kölner Haie (Cologne Sharks) games in the Deutsche Eishockey Liga, is a different breed of mascot.
He’s a badass break-dancing thug mascot who gets absolutely crunk on the ice. Never have I ever seen so much attitude out of a mascot.
Game, set, match.