I Just Want To Ride Bikes With You, Except I’ll Be Riding The Other Way [VIDEO]

I don’t even know where to begin with this.  It’s like listening to someone hitting a baby with a cat.  It’s too long.  It’s awful.  It’s sappy.  The lyrics make me want to jab hot pens into my ears.  Now it’s your turn:

Unfortunately, the original has been removed but this saint kept it alive for us all to see. Here’s a bit of backstory on it from the YouTube description: “This surprise wedding music video was created for my husband Todd Evan Krieger in Venice Beach, California and unveiled for him at our wedding reception in Santa Fe, New Mexico.”

I wish I had been there to see the look on his face when he saw this for the first time. I honestly don’t know what I would do, other than make sure it never got on the internet.

via Gawker