We took a poll on our Cosby Sweaters facebook page to see how the Olympic torch should be lit up today, responses below.
C.S. Somehow will get lit via a “Call Me Maybe” cover
C.S. Fu*k it, don’t light it.
Joe Whiteman They’re going to light it with an iPhone app.
Linard Gibson They’ll use all the electricity they’re saving by not giving non-British athletes a/c to light it with an epic spark.
Dan Clem They’ll light Mitt Romney on fire and then catapult him into the main torch.
Will Reed Lighting a spiral thing at the bottom and the fire rises up to the top
Vince LiFonti Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are going to burn Yoko Ono.
Pete Blackburn Brian Scalabrine will light the fire using only his mind. It will look something like this…http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HzbaSM72NVA/TyoPcOsAaSI/AAAAAAAADac/vx0vN_VfmTY/s1600/brian-scalabrine-e1328118911374.jpg