I Love the Smell of Facepalm in the Morning

It has come to my attention that Yankees cologne exists as a product for legitimate sale. Rather than conjure up a stream of quips to compliment this development, I’ll let the creator’s recent words in the NYT speak for themselves:

Cloudbreak’s chief executive, Tom Butkiewicz, who came up with the idea for the fragrances, said of the Yankees: “They’re a prestige brand. They’re a brand that exudes class.” Another Cloudbreak official, Duncan Bird, the creative director, said the fragrances aimed to bottle “the unique sense of swagger that the Yankees have.”

So, there you have it, Yankees fans. Finally a fragrance worthy of your fandom. While we wait for the inevitable SNL commercial, here’s the first satirical salvo:

Posted by Dan from wheeeeeeee.com