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Today In A Woman Getting Busted For A Brutal Attack On Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Scrotum News

The victim, 57, told police that he was working at his computer when [Christina] Reber, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, “walked into his house uninvited,” according to a Muncie Police Department report that will make every guy wince. The man said Reber screamed at him to “call the f*****g police” before launching her assault.

Reber, the victim told cops, first struck him repeatedly in the head before latching onto his scrotum and “squeezing as hard as she could.” The man, interviewed by police at a hospital emergency room, said that he “was in incredible pain when Reber grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

My scrotum hurts just reading that.

[The Smoking Gun]