Paulo Jorge of APOEL Nicosia decided that he would try and be his own dentist during their most recent Champions League quarterfinal match against Real Madrid.  Real Madrid made easy work of APOEL with a 8-2 aggregate win, but the story of the match was how Paulo ripped out a tooth and tossed it casually on the pitch.

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via SportsGrid Bro Bible