During the first quarter of tonight’s game against the Miami Heat, these five people were on the floor wearing Boston Celtics uniforms:

  • Avery Bradley
  • Marquis Daniels
  • Brandon Bass
  • Keyon Dooling
  • Chris Wilcox
Yeah, yeah, Paul Pierce and Jeff Green are out.  Still, that’s a gruesome lineup.
Meanwhile, early in the second quarter, the LA Lakers trotted out this fearsome fivesome against the Utah Jazz:
  • Josh McRoberts
  • Steve Blake
  • Metta World Peace
  • Troy Murphy
  • Jason Kapono
Yeah, yeah, Bynum’s suspended.  Still, this team would have lost to the Nets’ bench.
In other news, the Miami Heat look incredibly good this year.  This tweet from @marcel_mutoni captures the ideal strategy for beating them:
Some rival NBA team should offer Eddy Curry $50 million to inhale both LeBron and Wade. #OnlyWayToStopMiami

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