Sports

ESPN Must Be Running Out Of Announcers

I’ve watched a lot of ESPN in my time. Two of my personal favorites have always been the World’s Strongest Man competitions as well as the Woodcutting games. What always amused me as much as the tournaments was wondering how the announcers ended up covering these types of events. “Welcome to ESPN, please crawl under the porch before the neighbors see you.”

On that note, I give you John Sutcliffe. He somehow made his way to Monday Night Football but…and maybe it’s just me…he doesn’t seem to have the presence or vocal chops to get the job done on a week-to-week basis.