It will take you longer to read these words than it would have taken you to watch the “exclusive interview” which CBS promoted all day with Mike McQueary.  CBS really should apologize for marketing this interview as one which could rival last night’s with Bob Costas and Jerry Sandusky on NBC.  The entire interview lasted a whopping 24 seconds which consisted of nothing of substance.  The following tweet by Armen Keteyian, who interviewed McQueary is just one example of the ridiculousness.

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Here is the breathtaking transcript:

Today he spoke to us for the first time since the scandal broke.

“When do you think you’ll be ready to talk,” Keteyian asked.

“The whole process has to play out,” McQueary replied. “I just don’t have anything else to say.”

“Describe your emotions right now.”

“All over the place, just kind of shaken.”


“Crazy,” McQueary replied.

“You said like what, Mike?”

“Like a snow globe.”

“Like a snow globe,” Keteyian asked.

“Yes sir.”

via Business Insider