Justin Bieber’s New Endorsement Deal

It seems that Justin Bieber is a bit worried about his pending paternity suit.   He’s so worried, in fact, that he’s decided to branch out a bit:

Look at what this ad has to offer:

– Bieber holding a bong

– A pregnant stripper by his side

– 20% off for being a professional stoner or student (kind of the same thing, really)

– They’re hiring.  I’d love to see the resumes (required) they’re getting.


Personally, I’m thrilled to see this and nothing makes me want to buy glassware more than Bieber and a pregnant stripper.