Jerry Sandusky, the shamed former Penn State defensive coordinator who currently faces up to life in prison for committing 40 counts of sexual child abuse on eight boys between the ages of eight and fourteen from 1994 to 2009 has an interesting title for his autobiography.  You can read the shocking 23 page grand jury report here for details on the appalling allegations.  What I guess isn’t shocking though is that Jerry Sandusky’s autobiography is actually entitled “touched.”  Too easy.

H/T @willbrinson