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Ebay Seller compares his ebay auto ad to his ex-wife

Divorce can be a such a b*tch sometimes. Yes, you get rid of the extra baggage that was making your life so terrible but in the process you have to get rid the items that made your life worth living. eBay user “wyliewalczykracing” has come to this point in his life and must part with his 2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS.

Here is the description:

As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.

Here is the tale of the tape between the car and the ex-wife:

via Ebay

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