Hammacher Schlemmer, known for selling eccentric products, is now carrying the $8,000 Elliptical Machine Office Desk. In addition to burning approximately 4,000 calories in a workweek, you will annoy your associates, show up to meetings sweating through your work attire, and look like an idiot. The adjustable height of The Elliptical Desk makes it easy to go from standing up to sitting on your padded chair. There is a 4″x6″ LED electronic performance monitor that tracks your distance, rpm, and calories burned. Do you share your workspace with someone else? That would be weird. But if you do, the Elliptical Machine Office Desk stores data for up to 30 different people.
I’m sure these are flying out of the warehouses so buy one today.