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A Real American Hero [“48 beers was about 10 too many”]

Let me get this straight, James Taylor (a homeless guy) celebrated his 58th birthday by drinking 48 beers on Thursday and was eventually arrested for taking a leak in the sand?  I understand and agree that exposing yourself in front of folks is frowned upon in society, but I think this guy should really be applauded for being able to drink 48 beers in one day.  The big 3 questions still remain for me:

1) What type of beer was he drinking?  Natty Light? Bug Light? NOT a light beer?

2) In what quantity did he purchase the cases of beer?  4 twelve packs? 30 pack and an 18 pack?

3) If I drink 48 beers and don’t urinate in public would I be able to just get a “stern lecture from a deputy for causing a disturbance?”

I’d like to get some answers.

 

HUDSON, Florida (AP) — A man told Pasco County Sheriff’s deputies he had about 10 beers too many as he celebrated his birthday.

Fifty-eight-year-old James Taylor says he drank 48 beers on Thursday evening, prompting a stern lecture from a deputy for causing a disturbance at Hudson Beach.

You can check outJames Taylor’s arrest affidavit here which is some good toilet reading.

Officials say Taylor, a transient, left the beach. But he came back, and officials say this time he caused such a ruckus that he scared a woman and her young grandchildren.

An arrest report states that Taylor exposed his genitals and “urinated in the middle of the sand.”

He also continued to shout profanities.

A deputy returned to the beach, arrested Taylor and took him to the Land O’Lakes jail. He is charged with disorderly intoxication in a public place and causing a disturbance.

 

via WTSP

H/T Nathan G.