“The Morning Cheat Sheet” is designed for those who may not eat, drink, or breathe sports on a regular basis. Cosby Sweaters delivers the essential bite-sized talking points you can use throughout the day to sound like an expert. When your significant other, coworkers, boss, kids, or the mailman dive into sports related conversation, simply recall and regurgitate “The Morning Cheat Sheet” and watch them nod their head in agreement (or spit out their coffee). Take that sports nerds.

1) Osama Bin Laden is Dead.

2) A game between The Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Mets was played last night. During the game the news of Bin Laden’s death was announced and this ensued:

For either it is absolutely to say: “I’m pretty pleased Osama Bin Laden is dead.”