I thought the 5 Hour Energy commercials were the worst ads currently on television. I was wrong. Congratulations to the folks at Certain-Dri deodorant. Their advertising strategy revolves around a concept of creating porn with no nudity or money shots…Needless to say, I’m sticking with my Old Spice:

[youtube width=”600″ height=”480″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZvPJplZrdo[/youtube]

  • Crap

    You’re right – this commercial is hilariously awful.

  • DISAGREE.
    COMMERCIAL IS GREAT!

    LIKE EVERY COMMERCIAL SINCE 1949.
    THEY PROMISE STUFF THAT CAN’T BE DONE!

    AT LEAST THIS ONE HAS A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE.
    SHE IS MS. LAURIE DHUE’S COUSIN ?????

    BUT WHY DOES SHE KEEP CALLING HER DATE “DOCTOR” AFTER 4 COMMERCIAL DATES??

    WHY DOES SHE NOT KNOW HIS NAME AFTER 4 COMMERCIALS?

    I WANT TO KNOW MORE.

    NEXT TIME I SEE HER IN MY LOCAL PUB….I WILL BE A DOCTOR TOO!!

  • AtoTHEiTOtheA

    Why does this commercial look as if it were filmed in the 80’s? I feel like we are going back in time. I mean, was it filmed in the 80’s or early 90’s?