Russian Juveniles Need a New Hobby

Russian Wuss

Some might call these Russians thrillseekers, I, on the other hand, call them pussies. Standing around shirtless on the top of a building, walking out on some sort of diving board rafter screaming like you’re Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic is nothing to be proud of. Put me up there and I’ll do a backflip off the building and stick the landing like an Olympic gymnast.