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We Teach You How To Tip At The Bar In A Recession

Nichole's Receipt

As a couple of the CS guys continue to drink through Sunday, we thought it would be best to teach you how to properly tip Nichole the bartender.

  1. Always write BIG. You’re not going to lose points for drawing outside the lines. You make points.
  2. Tip BIG. If service was good or you know you might have been a pain in the ass, tip close to 40%. Standing out is important. Plus girls love money.
  3. Use symbols to convey how you feel. Notice the heart? This is how you close the deal. It worked with Nichole.
  4. Always sign your name in cursive. This shows you are well-educated and eat cheese spreads for breakfast.