Last night I stumbled upon possibly the worst commercial I’ve seen this year. Is society soooo lazy that getting a cup of coffee is now a hassle? At least we know that coffee is bad for us, what’s a 5 hour energy every morning going to do us? It probably causes a kind of cancer that hasn’t even been discovered yet. With all his new free time from not drinking coffee, this guy is going to read a newspaper? Who still reads a newspaper? Sh*t Show. Congrats 5 Hour marketing team.