And that was just the beginning. On top of that you get John Madden, George Bush, Laura Bush, and a few other heavy hitters hanging out in a super-box at Cowboys Stadium. John Madden is busy texting Al Michaels, Laura Bush looks like she has had one too many cocktails and the kicker is at the end. Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod on national TV. Man Card Revoked.

First; via @bubbaprog and Mocksession.com