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Ron Jeremy Has Something For Your Mouth

Ron Jeremy Sipping Ron de Jeremy

Ron Jeremy, best known for being an old, ugly pornstar, has ventured away from pushing natural Viagra on late-night infomercials to create his own line of “adult” rum. Ron de Jeremy is a dark rum aged for seven years and according to the label has a “long smooth taste”. The libation is distributed by One Eyed Spirits. “Adult” rum, “long smooth taste”, “One Eyed Spirits”. How is this anything but a novelty?

If co-creator of One Eyed Spirits, Olli Hietalahti, wants to reach out and send us a bottle, we here at CS and our boys over at H2 will follow up with a review.