Mercedes Stoner

I was on my way home last night, walking along a fence that I pass every day.  Last night, stuck into that fence rather deliberately was this business card:

Best CEO name ever

First of all, this is the best name of a CEO I have ever seen.  It’s as though it says, “I enjoy fine automobiles and smoking blunts in them”.

I checked the website and, unfortunately, there’s not much there. It’s just a picture of a young gentleman wearing a shirt that says “HIGHLY FAVORED”.  He looks pretty upset, or maybe that’s just his “hard” face.

It seems that this venture will have something to do with weed and shirts, and probably in that order.  Personally, I would like to sit down with Mercedes Stoner and find out his or her story, simply to see just how true it is.