While checking out one of my daily reads “Letters of Note”, I came across a letter that Marlon Brando had written Charlie Sheen prior to missing his 26th birthday gathering. Marlon really let Charlie know how he felt about not being able to make it. In fact, he felt “like a very large turd on a very thin stick.”
I’m feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I’m holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powderde East Indian vulva — maybe won’t work tomorrow if I feel the same.
I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel shitty and best stay in bed. I don’t have much of a selection. I’m sure it will be a kick in the ass and I hate to miss it —
Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie