No, I’m not really awful at math. That’s the equation the New England Mint used to generate their latest deal, just in time for the holidays!

What a bargain!

Apparently, “Americans from all over the country are rushing to obtain the new Genuine Yellowstone Two Dollar bills, while they last. But Now when you preview Yellowstone, you get the magnificent Grand Canyon National Park two dollar bill as a bonus!”

Frankly, I’m surprised you’re even here, seeing as how you should be rushing out to spend $15.95 for $4 worth of legal tender.