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Conmoto Travelmate Portable Fireplace

Take the sexy with you!

Now you can take the sexy with you!

For the completely low and reasonable price of $3,200, you can carry your fireplace from room to room in your home.

Made from black powder-coated steel, with glass partitions and a steel fuel holder, this briefcase-sized firebox burns bio-ethanol liquid fuel and is light enough to be carried anywhere.

We bought one for every room at Cosby Sweaters headquarters, which more or less defeats the purpose.