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Drink Remy Martin and You’ll Have a Threesome

That’s what this billboard is telling us, right?

Better bring three glasses!

“Things are getting interesting,” indeed!  For those of you who don’t know, Remy Martin is a champagne cognac.  It also seems to have mystical powers and is able to lower ladies’ inhibitions two at a time.  If that’s the case, call me Noah because I’m about to line ’em up!

I know what you’re thinking.  “Big Skeezy! Let’s say I drink Remy Martin champagne yak and don’t end up in a three way with two fine ladies.  Can I sue them for false advertising?”  To be honest, my friends, I don’t know.  The Cosby Sweaters legal team is currently looking into it.