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Gift Of The Day: Willie Warmer

What do you get for the man who has everything?  How about something to help his best friend stay warm no matter what the weather?  That’s right, no man on your list can resist the stylish and comfortable willie warmer.  What’s a willie warmer you ask?  Well it’s exactly what it sounds like, a nicely knitted shaft and pouch wrap to keep ones manliness well warmed.  Think of it like a Cosby sweater for the cock:

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Obviously this is an incredibly sensible gift in the winter months but don’t worry, it need not just gather dust once the sun comes out.  Slapping on one of these little beauties in the summer months is a great way to dodge a public indecency charge during the next big streaking session. 

No one likes a boring old store bought gift and the best party of the willie warmer is you can make one yourself.  Just follow these simple knitting instructions and you’ll be warming up junk in no time.  Don’t worry if you don’t know how to knit, Etsy can hook you up and they even offer an extra large.

Happy shopping!