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MC Hammer Reminds Us He’s Still Alive

MC Hammer
MC Hammer, who now goes by King Hammer, released a video earlier this morning responding to a diss Jay-Z made on Kanye’s “So Appalled”. It should be noted that “So Appalled” dropped back in September, so why it takes Hammer Pants over a month to write a diss track is clear evidence that his mind moves at the pace of his Invacare scooter. Hammer you’ve been done, son!

“Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused / I lost 30 mil’ so I spent another 30 / ‘Cause unlike Hammer 30 million can’t hurt me.” – Jay-Z